- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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