Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

Kameron Brown is gay.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

A: Do you like it B: No

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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