- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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