- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

I have a horse.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

I had friends on the Death Star.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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