Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

identical jokes get different votes.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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