- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What's two plus two? Window

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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