- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Women's Rights

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

What black and has children A black man

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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