- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

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