some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

Guess what? You guessed it.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

If you're happy and you know it get a life

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

12/23/2012

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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