You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

there was once a jew

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

the WNBA.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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