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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

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