Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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