Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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