- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Matthew Wyckoff

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

anal seepage

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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