- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

A dog is always in the pushup position.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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