- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

What is better than tissues? Correct!

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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