- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

What comes after Friday? A ?.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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