What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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Connor is homosexuaI

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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