whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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