I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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