What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

they told me not to write here but i did

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Tall asians

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

Justin's life

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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