- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

What does water smell like? water.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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