Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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tim has no humor

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Women's rights.

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

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what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

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How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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