A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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there was once a jew

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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the WNBA.

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