What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

Yo Mama just died.

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Justin Bieber.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

lets bomb africa

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

dat shoe shine tho

im saul and i love cock

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

What do I hate? people

Anti Joke

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