What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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