How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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