yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

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a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What comes after 69? 70

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Anti Joke

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