Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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pudding

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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Why can't jokes spit?

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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sky's sty

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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