What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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School

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Guest what in the butt

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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