- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

why did the girl cry because she was raped

save me from the nothing ive become

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

TIMMY

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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