- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

A woman who lived alone with her parrot left her apartment to run to the store, forgetting that a plumber was scheduled to come and fix her sink. A few minutes later, the plumber arrived and knocked on the door. The parrot inside called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replied, "it's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink." The plumber waited for a bit and, seeing that nobody was coming to the door, knocked again. The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replied, a little more loudly, "it's the plumber! I've come to fix the sink!" Again the plumber waited. After a few more minutes, he knocked again. The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber yelled, as loudly as he could, "IT'S THE PLUMBER! I'VE COME TO FIX THE SINK!" Still, nobody came to the door. The plumber banged the door repeatedly, The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber screamed "IT'S...THE...PLUMBER!!! I'VE...COME...TO...FIX...THE...SIIIIIIINK!!!" and then, consumed with rage, clutched his chest and fell over dead from a stress-induced heart attack. A few minutes later, the woman returned home and, while opening her door, noticed the plumber lying dead in her hallway. She looked at her parrot and asked, "Who is it?" The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?"

3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

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