- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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