- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Kys

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

anti jokes are really funny

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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