What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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Hey

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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Justin beiber's penis

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

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what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

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Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

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What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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