- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??