- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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