- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Actually it was me Josh brown

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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