What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Waseem is a hard worker.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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