- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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