did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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*Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter* Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

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