- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

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