What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Are you gay. No. Ok.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Wanna hear a joke? no

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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