a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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