- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

seek beauty

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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