- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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