why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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flavin's head

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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