- Anti Joke

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

what is orange? an orange

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

human centipede

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!