- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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