- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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