- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Cancer.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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