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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What is older than history?

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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