- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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