Women's Rights

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

poop.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

White NBA players.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

no

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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