- Anti Joke

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

I have a horse.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What is the difference?

Feminism.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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