- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

PIED NINNY!

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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