- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

What did the car do? CRASH!

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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