How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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what is orange? an orange

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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