- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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