A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

WNBA

What is green and slow Grass.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Eric is gay Ha

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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