What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

WNBA

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

A woman walks into a bar.

girls basketball

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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