- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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