What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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Womans baksetball...

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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Granny porn!

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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