- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

A young baby died.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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