- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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