- Anti Joke

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

The cream, it is coming

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.