What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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