Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

matt is fat

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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