- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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