- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green? The color green.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Fat? Jesse Z

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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