- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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