While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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