- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What do you call an amazing person Good

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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