A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

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Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

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There's a donut on a cruise ship and he goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain goes "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and says "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain replies "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain says "NO!" and throws him over board Theres a couple on the cruise ship and the man was going to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and propose. So he was showing his bestfriend (who was also on the cruise ship) the ring. But was he pulled it out the wind picked up and the ring fell over board. So the man was forced to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and couldn't propose. So they go to dinner and the both get crab. And when they open up the crab and guess what's in the crab?! Not the ring the donut!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

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What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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The young orphan boy had high hopes for this Christmas. When he woke up, he ran to the foot of the tree and saw a large box wrapped with seasonal wrapping paper. He looked at it to see that it was for someone else. The boy recieved nothing for Christmas and was later hit by a bus that had veered off of the road to avoid hitting a dog. The boy is now paralyzed and is extremely disappointed as to how his Christmas had unfolded.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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