- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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