- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Why can't february march Because april may

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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