- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

So a bar walks into a man...

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Sarah Palin.

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