- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

A guy walks into a bar

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Want to hear a joke? No.

An Asian with a big dick.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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