What is 9+10? 19

lol

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

A lot eh?

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Justin Bieber.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

salad days!

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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