Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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- Helen Keller

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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