- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

A man walks into a vagina

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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