- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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