what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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