- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

The Oakland Raiders

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

What happened to my sunglasses?

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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