Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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A man was shot. He died.

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I <3 Hitler

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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N-E Pats never cheated

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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