How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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