Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Racial Equality

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Prostitution is bad.......

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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