There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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A man did not like this site

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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