Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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the sky is green no it is not

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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rocky is here again.......................

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

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Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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knock knock! whos there? me! me who? thats right! whats right? meehoo! thats what i want to know! whats what you want to know? me who? yes, exactly! exactly what? yes, i have an exactlywatt on a chain! exactly what on a chain? yes! yes what? no, exactlywatt! thats what i want to know! i told you--exactlywatt! exactly what? yes! yes what? yes, its with me! whats with you? exactlywatt--thats whats with me! me who? yes! Go away! knock knock.....

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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Anti Joke

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