- Anti Joke

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

my penis

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Anti-jokes are funny.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

my penis

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Anti-jokes are funny.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

my penis

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!