You know what's funny? A well told joke

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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