Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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How about that airline food?

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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call me maybe.

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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What is the quickest way to speed up your 70 year old husband’s heart rate? Extract of foxglove is a very effective blocker of the parasympathetic nervous system, and since the parasympathetic nervous system is responsible for slowing the heart, this would lead to an increase in heart rate. However, it is very dangerous to use such chemicals without advice, and therefore it is better to seek an examination and, if necessary, a prescription from a qualified GP.

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A man is pulled over for drunk driving, and is asked to say the alphabet backwards. When requested to do so, the man says, "officer, I can't even do that when I'm sober," thus admitting that he is drunk. The police officer chuckles at the drunk man's stupidity, and wonders whether or not his wife would find the incident funny. After all, they do share a similar sense of humor.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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