What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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