- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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