What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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