- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

A dancer walks into a barre

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Lewis

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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