Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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