Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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