- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Knock, Knock! Go away!

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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