How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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