- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Why are white people white? I don't know

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

hashtags suck balls

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

Im gay What about you

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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