- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

How high is the sky? True or False

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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