- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

noah is a scrub jungle

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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