Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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whats green and lives in the water

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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