What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

Indians

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

A man was shot. He died.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

lets bomb africa

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

whats 7+4? 74

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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