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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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