- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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