roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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