Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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Knock Knock.

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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Anti Joke

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