What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

what is 3+3= 8

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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