- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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