What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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