- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is average.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

Pickles are powerful

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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