Pickles are powerful

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

the game

Andoni was here

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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