What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

how man

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Knock Knock. Shut up.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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