- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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