- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Obama lin Baden.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

White men's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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