- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

The cream, it is coming

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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