- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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