Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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the economy.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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quantum physics?

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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