- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Black people.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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