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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

SHUT UP JP

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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