- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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