Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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What is the difference between John and John Nothing

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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How high is the sky? True or False

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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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Your mom is so nice.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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