- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Womans baksetball...

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Roses are red.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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