- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Robin, get in the car, please.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Jack Stevens

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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