whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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