Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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Anti Joke

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