I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Nice belt.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What is life? Paul.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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