What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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