What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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A man walked into a bar owch

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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