Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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