In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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i found waldo.

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Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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