- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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