- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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