- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Knock knock.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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