Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

why did katy fall off her bike?

A muslim paints Mohammed

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Sex

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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